David P.
Junior Member
Practitioner of the outdoors,master at none!
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Post by David P. on Apr 1, 2015 22:01:44 GMT -6
Two Trees and a Woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
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Post by TXHuntress on Apr 2, 2015 6:29:04 GMT -6
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Post by Big Tony on Apr 2, 2015 9:20:10 GMT -6
LOL
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