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Post by DCS on Jan 27, 2016 17:10:24 GMT -6
” My girlfriend told me to come over to her house because no one was home,
So I ran over there and no one was home”
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Post by Big Tony on Jan 28, 2016 4:59:37 GMT -6
The 2nd time my wife got pregnant she thought she had to get married again.
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Post by TXHuntress on Jan 28, 2016 9:02:53 GMT -6
He was a funny, funny guy. Of course my fav is his character in Caddy Shack.  |
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Post by DCS on Jan 28, 2016 9:34:02 GMT -6
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
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Post by newgulf on Jan 29, 2016 11:12:53 GMT -6
i watch Back to school everytine i catch it on tv Rodney was freaking aswesome
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Post by DCS on Jan 30, 2016 18:27:08 GMT -6
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
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Post by Cast on Feb 5, 2016 11:51:00 GMT -6
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Post by Big Tony on Feb 15, 2016 11:25:02 GMT -6
"My wife and I decided to try quitting cigarettes together. We came up with the idea to only smoke after sex. I've been on the same pack since '75, but she's up to 4 packs a day.
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Post by Big Tony on Feb 15, 2016 11:31:49 GMT -6
"When my wife has sex man does she scream, especially when I walk in on her. I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home the Parot says, quick, out the window."
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Post by DCS on Mar 1, 2016 8:31:28 GMT -6
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Post by Big Tony on Mar 22, 2016 14:28:51 GMT -6
My wife is ugly I tell ya she's so ugly I take her everywhere I go so I don't have to kiss her goodbye. |
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