Post by Big Tony on Mar 8, 2016 21:31:22 GMT -6
A man was traveling down a desolate road when his car broke down in front of a monestery. He knocked on the door and explained to the Monks what had happened and ask if he could stay the night. The Monks welcomed him with open arms. The fed him and even fixed his car. Late that night he heard a strange moaning sound. The next morning he asked the Monks what that sound was. They explained to him they couldn't tell him because he wasn't a Monk. He went happily on his way. A few weeks later he broke down in front of the same monestery. They put him up for the night and fed him and again fixed his car. That night he heard the moaning sounds again so the next morning, he asked them again what that sound was. They explained to him Once again that they couldn't tell hm because he wasn't a Monk. So the man said, I can't stand it I have to know, so how do I become a Monk? The told him he must travel the world and count the blades of grass and the pebbles in the sand along his way. About a year and a half goes by and the man shows up at the door of the monestery. He tells them there are 142,825,823,827 blades of grass and 241,625,736,275,846,147 pebbles. We will now lead you to the sound. They take him down to the lowest floor to a big wooden door and told him the sound was behind the door. He opened the door and there was another door made of stone. So he opened that door and there was another door made of rubys. So he opened that door and there was another door made of sapphires. And so it went as he went through doors of emerald, topaz silver and amethyst . Finally he come to the last door that was gold and it was locked. So the head Monk handed him the key. He unlocked it and opened it up. You know what was inside?
He can't tell us, we're not Monks.
He can't tell us, we're not Monks.
